BOATMINCE 2023

 We’re back for the August Bank Holiday weekend on Sunday 27 August 2023! 

Our fifth annual boat party returns for 2023 to continue our tradition of mincing down the River Thames for BOATMINCE!  Come on board to be surrounded by seamen, burly captains and cabin boys on board HMS BOATMINCE for an afternoon of fun on the Thames. BEARS AND BUOYS AHOY! 

We board The Jewel of London 12:15pm sharp from the Westminster Pier! Please don’t be late as the captain will not wait for late gays. We will disembark at 5pm. You know we love it when you make an effort to dress up so we STRONGLY encourage a nautical theme. Throw me a wave, sailor! 

The Jewel of London is bespoke party boat with two large decks, open sunroof and viewing gallery. It has two outside decks one to the front and one to the rear. On board is a superb sound system, perfect for those summer tunes 

During the four hours of cruising (on the boat!) the BEEFMINCE resident DJs  SILVERHOOK &  CACTUSHEAD will be delivering the signature BEEFMINCE sound, but carefully re-adjusted for a delightful (but yet boozy) afternoon.

PLUS no need to take Monday off work, IT’S A BANK HOLIDAY! 

BOATMINCE aboard The Jewel of London

 Sunday 27 August 2023

 Boarding: 12:15-12:45 at the Westminster Pier

 Disembark: 16:45-17:00 at the Westminster Pier

• Ticket only event. Tickets must be shown to board the boat.
• Food/drink is not allowed to be brought on the boat.
• Tickets are non-refundable.
• You will not be able to embark/disembark outside of the scheduled times.

Age restriction: 18+. If you look under 25 you may be asked to show ID.

Listen up! This event is not run, associated or hosted by Haloko, for full up to date details about this event visit the official event page.